YukiWood
Männergespräche

A: “Wie schaffst du es, dass deine Beinhaare immer so glatt liegen?”

Ich: “Ich kämme sie jedes mal nach der Dusche, jedes Haar einzeln.”

A: “Im ernst? Wie machst du das?”

Ich: “Mit nem Gerät, das nennt sich Barttrimmer…”

A: “Aber ich bin doch keine Tucke”

Ich: “ich sagte Trimmer, nicht rasierer, oder hab ich Glatte Beine?”

A: “Ne, aber glatte Haare”

Facepalm!

Liebe Frauen, nicht nur ihr habt Haarprobleme an den Beinen!

Reblog if you used to lock the butler in the freezer in Tomb Raider

epilepticdancinggiraffe:

Gruseligster Spielcharakter ever. Unbesiegbar. Gerade dann wenn man ihn am wenigsten erwartet hat, kam er röchelnd, leise klirrend um die Ecke geschlurft…

WUT

granosdegranada:

“In love, no one can harm anyone else; we are each of us responsible for our own feelings and cannot blame someone else for what we feel. It hurt when I lost each of the various men I fell in love with. Now, though, I am convinced that no one loses anyone, because no one owns anyone. That is the true experience of freedom: having the most important thing in the world without owning it.” -  Paulo Coelho

granosdegranada:

“In love, no one can harm anyone else; we are each of us responsible for our own feelings and cannot blame someone else for what we feel. It hurt when I lost each of the various men I fell in love with. Now, though, I am convinced that no one loses anyone, because no one owns anyone. That is the true experience of freedom: having the most important thing in the world without owning it.”

-  Paulo Coelho

granosdegranada:

“Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.”  ― Marcel Proust

granosdegranada:

“Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.”
Marcel Proust

funnywildlife:

Teddy Owl!!

funnywildlife:

Teddy Owl!!

surviving high school

surviving high school